![]() Ever been picked up in iambic pentameter before? I'd LIKE for YOU to PLEASE go OUT with ME. I, like a child, will go by your directions I would not wish any companion in the world but you. I want no part of welcome but your wished presence I see your wit is as nimble as your tongue I sacrifice to you the incense of my thanks I prize your love above all the gold in wealthy Indies arms I pray you, do not fall in love with me, For I am falser than vows made in wine (As You Like It) I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our sex life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. I do love nothing in the world so well as you (Much Ado about Nothing) I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name? (The Tempest) I bet your phone number ends in 1599 because that's the most probable date for the composition of As You Like It. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!" ![]() Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. ![]() Her name like some celestial fire quickens my spirit Goodness and virtue are your near acquaintances Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow (Romeo and Juliet) God hath given you one face, but you made yourself another. THAT is the question.Įver seen a beast with two backs? Want to help me make one? And what's up with that wiry head of hair you got going on? Wait, where you going? Come back, it gets better! Your breath reeks! Call me!Ĭome woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent. But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?Ĭan I just tell you, your eyes are nothing like the sun. ![]()
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